Homer - the MAN!

Homer Simpson er litt helt. Superhelt. Faktisk. Og innimellom m man bare le seg litt inn i en annen verden. Her er noen sitater fra mannen med hjerne p strrelse med en peantt:


Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'

Homer: He didn't give you gay, did he? Did he?!?

Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Homer: Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.

Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.

Fantastiske mannen. <3

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